Ode to the Hot Cheeto Girl - poem
Ode to the Hot Cheeto Girl
I do not write love poems
But I do write about girls with an attitude problem
Who wear ripped skinny jeans and big gold hoops
And rest assured, they will be the first thing
She removes if you ever try her again
I talk sweet of red-dusted fingertips
Long coffin acrylics on the other end
She rolls in just as the bell rings after
Rolling up
The 2.75 dollar bag of hot fries
Because inflation
But 7-11 charging $1.79 for Arizona Green Tea
Which should always be 99 cents
Does not stop this girl from spending
On something to wash down the Midol
Even if it’s a Red Bull
Like, you know what I mean?
Lashes so big she can fly away from stupid boys
Because Red Bull gives her wiiiings
Eyeliner so sharp it can cut class
Blinding highlight on the tip of the nose, the cupid's bow
And inner corners is her holy doctrine
Her prophets were the greatest
Beauty gurus of 2016
Who derived their theology
From the Black and Brown women of the 90s
And they would all tell you
The higher the brow
The closer to God
She has a high-brow attitude
That can not be turned off
To the girl
Who would tell God and all His homies
To shut up, then take the rosary in her hand
Recite a prayer to the matriarch virgin
Cuz she has no time to be crying over somebody’s son
His name, ironically, Jesus or Jason or Josh
And her friends will remind her
Your first mistake was trusting
A boy whose name starts with a J
For every pretty laugh and whispered secret
There’s an ‘I’m sorry Mr.
I can’t run today - I’m on my period’
And now there are TikToks
Of girls like you getting ready to leave
Five minutes before the bell rings
Combing down baby hairs
And reapplying lip gloss
Or the tsh tsh tsh tsh of Victoria’s Secret
Till we are locked in a 5-foot radius of Vanilla Coconut
And I rolled my eyes because
I was taught that girls like you
Took up too much space
Were too obnoxious, too loud, and way too vain
But you deserve sonnets and songs
Different than one
That talks about your figure
And how mature you are for your age
That always ignores what really goes on
Replies with laughter when you said “Stop it”
Mocks you when you told him to stop
And you learned before anyone else
No one would listen
When you say Stop.
When mom told you to
Put some clothes on
Your uncles are coming over
Family gatherings became
Hugs too tight and comments on your body
Because maturity means
Wider hips and no more baby teeth
Your grades were the second thing
That went from As to Double Ds
And you were crowned a woman
At the tender age of fifteen
But I do write love poems
This is a love poem to you and this city
How I wanted to be you in it
How I need you in it
And I’m so sorry it took me so long to realize this
I love you, I love you
I need you to love you too
My God, I love you
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