Ode to the Hot Cheeto Girl - poem
Ode to the Hot Cheeto Girl I do not write love poems But I do write about girls with an attitude problem Who wear ripped skinny jeans and big gold hoops And rest assured, they will be the first thing She removes if you ever try her again I talk sweet of red-dusted fingertips Long coffin acrylics on the other end She rolls in just as the bell rings after Rolling up The 2.75 dollar bag of hot fries Because inflation But 7-11 charging $1.79 for Arizona Green Tea Which should always be 99 cents Does not stop this girl from spending On something to wash down the Midol Even if it’s a Red Bull Like, you know what I mean? Lashes so big she can fly away from stupid boys Because Red Bull gives her wiiiings Eyeliner so sharp it can cut class Blinding highlight on the tip of the nose, the cupid's bow And inner corners is her holy doctrine Her prophets were the greatest Beauty gurus of 2016 Who derived their theology From the Black and Brown women of the 90s And they would a...